Corey Needs A Sugar Mama…

Lately, I have been thinking a lot about a career change.  Well, I guess I have been thinking about it for a long time, but I have REALLY been thinking about it lately.  I’m only 35 so there are still various career paths I could choose, even if my dream of being the first NFL Place Kicker/Male Porn Star combo career is no longer an option.  Another dream I have held for many years is going to law school to pursue a career in the legal arts.  However, too many financial commitments have prevented me from pursuing said law school dream…up until now.

Someone at work was kind enough to reminded me today that I’m not getting any younger, and if I really want to pursue my dream of going to law school, then I should stop wasting time and get on it.  This wise and giving co-worker also pointed out a way for me to keep my financial commitments while still being able to go to law school full time.  Staring at her, wide eyed with anticipation as to what the answer to my financial problem could possibly be, she simply says…”sugar mama”.

“Sugar Mama”…I wisper to myself as I walk away…thinking of the possibilities.  I’m a 35 year old single male, healthy…aside from the high cholesterol thing, in relatively good shape…aside from that whole popping exercise ball incident, and relatively attractive…aside from the growing bald spot catastrophe.  Yup…the more I think about it, the more logical, realistic, and brilliant it seems!  Sure there are some drawbacks…for example, I’m no young pup anymore…and it’s likely all the high end sugar mama’s would try to pass me up in exchange for some good looking, ridiculously fit, 22 year old.  But those young guys would be good for one thing and one thing only…and they would not be truly be grateful for what they had.   I, however, would appreciate and work hard for the gifts that my wonderful and generous sugar mama would no doubt bestow upon me.

For all you potential sugar mama’s out there – you should know that I’m hard working, handy around the house, known to make people laugh, and I would be willing to do odd jobs not normally associated with the roll of “boy toy”.  For example, I would be happy to wash your car (fully clothed, of course…unless buddha bellies turn you on), paint your house, pick up your dry cleaning, and any other odd jobs you would like to assign.  As far as bedroom responsibilities go, I come highly recommended by ex-girlfriends and can provide exemplary references upon request.  I am also willing to offer free legal representation for life after my graduation from law school…my gift to you so our relationship won’t be totally one sided.

It should be noted that I prefer a sugar mama of the Karen Walker variety (see picture above)…but I’m not kidding myself here, I’m in no position to be picky.  If interested, please e-mail me at coreysays@hotmail.com  I look forward to you vastly improving my quality of life and supporting me through law school in exchange for me completing sexual favors and house hold chores whenever your heart desires.

This is totally going to work…I can feel it!

“That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.”

– Henry David Thoreau

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~ by coreysays on February 10, 2010.

2 Responses to “Corey Needs A Sugar Mama…”

  1. Holy Shit! You’re 35?!?!?!? 🙂

  2. You have been talking about a sugar momma since I met you. I am glad that you have become more proactive in your search. Good luck and if your sugar momma has a brother, send him my way!

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