Best Of…January – and the winner is…
…”I Am NOT The Fire Starter”…a touching story chronicling the epic battle between me and my demonic new fire-place insert I named Double B. Second place went to “The Evils of Gas Station Security Monitors – Most embarrassing Monents…#2…detailing the events that lead to the awareness of my nicely forming bald spot. There were a couple of other posts that got some love…but those two bogarted most of the votes. Thanks to everyone who took the time to select their favorite post!
Speaking of Double B…he is at this very minute efficiently slow burning wood and producing some nice, house-warming, flames. I show him who is boss on a regular basis now that a concerned friend who feared for my safety came over and showed me the proper use of a fire-place insert. It’s nice to have friends who know what the hell they are doing…and care enough not to let me burn to death in a fiery act of vengeance against an inanimate object. That same friend also said something about me seeking professional help of the psychological veriaty…but I’m pretty sure he was kidding about that.
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try.”
-Homer Simpson
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