The Revenge of Double B…
I’m sitting upstairs on my bed right now…all my windows and doors open….trying hard not to breath in too much smoke. Just when I thought I got the hang of this whole fire thing…Double B hits me with surprise blow below the belt. I was under the impression that I could have my fireplace insert fan on full blast and there would not be a problem…I was wrong…and now my house is filled with smoke. Sometimes, I think I can hear Double B laughing in the background…he hates me…probably because I keep setting him on fire.
Arson, after all, is an artificial crime…A large number of houses deserve to be burnt.
– H. G. Wells