COREYSAYS'S

…on the medium level of guitar on Rock Band 2!  Now before you say…’medium level…what a wuss’…hear me out.  First, I only have a 57 inch flat screen tv…so it’s really hard to see when I’m supposed to hit the notes. The screen only takes up half the wall for christ’s sake…it would be way easier to see if the screen took up the whole wall.  Second, I get off track while doing super sweet guitar moves while I play…I do the cool leg kick that Angus Young from AC/DC does…and jump up on my table and sofa during guitar solos…it’s really quite awesome…and distracting. And it’s not just distracting for me…but for others playing as well…I know because they have told me…repeatedly.  Whatever…they are just jealous because they can’t wail on the guitar like I can.

I should also point out that I am now able to play several venues in city’s all across the United States…and I have thousands of fans that come to my shows….and they all look the same…no matter where I play.  See…total rockstar!  My friends keep trying to point out that I can’t really play guitar and that it’s just a game…but I just let their negativity roll right off me…do you think CC Deville of Poison got anywhere by listening to haters….I don’t think so!  I keep offering people my autograph for $10 a pop but no one has taken me up on it yet – clearly these people are not a part of my quickly growing fan base.  They will come around though when I master “Any Way You Want It” by Journey (my best is 94%)!

Silly…I know…but I still rule on the medium level on guitar.

“Rock ‘n’ roll will never die. There’ll always be some arrogant little brat who wants to make music with a guitar.”

— Dave Edmunds

~ by coreysays on January 13, 2010.

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