If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don’t Want To Be Right – Guilty Pleasures…#1

This is a conversation I had with a friend of mine back in March of last year:

Friend: ”I went to a concert last night”…

Me: “Oh yeah, who did you see?”

Friend: ”Lady Gaga”

Me: ”Who the hell is Lady Gaga?”

Ah yes…those were simpler times.  10 months ago I was living in a world free of Cartmen’s rendition of “Poker Face” or having the song “Paparazzi” playing on repeat in the ipod that is my mind for 3 days straight.  I also would have missed out on the manhood killing incident of singing “Just Dance” at the top of my lungs while driving home from work as a car full of punk teenage dudes slowly passed me in the car pool lane.  They weren’t even laughing…just looking…wide eyed and slack jawed…like I was some kind of freak.    

I hated myself for secretly liking her.  Telling my friends how it tore me up inside to despise and love someone so much (much the same way I feel about Sarah Palin but that is for another day).  I was ashamed, embarrassed, and terrified to leave my house for fear of yelling out to strangers on the street “I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you cause I’m bluffin, with my muffin, I’m not lying I’m just stunnin with my love glue gunning”.  I have no idea what the hell she is saying there…but it’s brilliant…and I must have more of it.

You have won me over Lady Gaga…I’m a fan of your wacked out stage shows and simplistic yet incredibly catchy lyrics.  I don’t know who you are or what you stand for…but your utter crap pop songs are so damn addicting and fun to sing…and for that, I love you.

“Guilty pleasures are an  important aspect of life…things that make you smile and want to kill yourself at the same time help you figure out who you really are”
– Auther Unknown

~ by coreysays on January 7, 2010.

One Response to “If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don’t Want To Be Right – Guilty Pleasures…#1”

  1. I think we’re going to need to talk about this one………. now it’s time to share the Sarah Palin story – you Maverick!

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